The Stacks!

So I think for reviewing stuff, I can have it all go under the wide umbrella of "The Stacks," and treat it as a libaray. Or maybe a museum would be more appropriate, given the lack of lending. Differnt wings? Eh? Cause... cause bird? Right whatever doesn't matter point is I think that these can all be kindof interconnected a bit, but this page works as a sort of a hub for stuff. Throw a list of the different subcatagories down there and we're golden. Maybe the subcatagories all go on this one page, and entries all work under some sort of a searchable metadata system? Like I don't plan on writing more than, I don't know, three hundred words on each thing, and probably a bunch less on most of it. It should be mostly text, and I do like the idea of searchability, but I have zero clue how to make that work in HTML, or if it's doable. That's something to look up. Something something keep it simple stupid but where's the fun in that? I shouuld have a disclamer go here at the top about like "Don't freak out if I didn't like your book or whatever" just becuase, but other than that and the list, I really like the idea of a random review of a random thing appearing on a page refresh at the top of the page. That could be fun. Again, no clue how, but it's a goal. Maybe.

I think I want to start with a top-of-the-page reminder to go support your local library! They do all kinds of cool stuff, and if they have an online library hosted via Libby then check it out too! It'll have ebooks and audiobooks that you can browse, checkout, and download to your phone and take wherever for FREE with no late fees, since stuff is just either auto-renewed or auto-returned. You can add multiple library cards to one account, it'll sync everything up nicely, it's literally too good to be true and yet it is, so go sign up if you aren't already! Also Hoopla is good too, I hear, but I use Libby and can vouch for it, so.

Maybe making something searchable with, like, a searchbar, is lame and bad and we already have ctrl + F so let's just use that, right? Could I just have a bookshelf that you can hover over things and then alttext appears? Is that possible? Can alt text be searchable like that? Lemme try something.

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. I like this, I like this a lot actually. Now let's see Paul Allen's card...

/* Alright so I'm gonna use book stats to calculate their sizes. The width of a book is the (pagecount/15) px, and the height is (50+(20*rating)) px. */
Disney High: The Untold Story of the Rise and Fall of Disney's Tween Empire
by Ashley Spencer
4.5/5
Expository Apologetics: Answering Objections with the Power of the Word
by Voddie Baucham Jr.
For a book meant to describe how to convince people of a biblical truth, I did not find the examples provided especially convincing. It felt like someone saying "Checkmate in 5!" and then walking away from the board, leaving me to figure if the game is actually over. Couldn't I just move my knight? 2/5.
Akira, Vol. 3
by Katsuhiro Otomo
4.5/5
The Starless Sea
by Erin Morgenstern
4.75/5
Flowers of Mold
by Ha Seong-nan
3.75/5
Feet of Clay
by Terry Pratchet
5/5
The Tainted Cup
by Robert Jackson Bennett
4.25/5
Small Steps: The Year I Got Polio
by Peg Kehret
4.75/5
I'm Thinking of Ending Things
by Iain Reid
4.75/5. My sister hated this one :(
The Feather Thief: Beauty, Obsession, and the Natural History Heist of a Century
by Kirk Wallace Johnson
4.5/5. This one counts towards the Jacob Geller bookclub.
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
by Hunter S. Thompson
4.25/5. My history professor swears by this guy, and I have to say that this is some of the best adventure fiction I've ever read that also just happens to be non-fiction journalisim.
Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
4.5/5.
Flesh
by David Szalay
4.75/5. Some of the driest, most bare prose I've read. The ending is fantastic though, a real gut punch. Booker Prize winner indeed.
Carl's Doomsday Scenario
by Matt Dinniman
4.25/5.
Mouse Guard: Fall 1152
by David Petersen
4.5/5. This one I was "recomended" by some dude's lanyard while getting overpriced BBQ at the Huston Airport. Turned out pretty well, considering.
Friday Black
by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah
4.5/5. I think that I generally preferred Chain-Gang All-Stars, but this has a similar anger to it, if that's what you're here for. And if you're reading Adjei-Brenyah, you probably are.
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running
by Haruki Murakami
5/5! I really need to read more of Murakami, apparently. It's nice to read a memior by someone who is a writer, becuase they already know how to write and they probably have something worth writing about, which is not always a given. I loved the sortof meditative aspect of this book, kindof stepping back and reviewing running and writing and how those things intersect with eachother in unexpected ways. It's outstanding and super short, so no harm if you don't like it. I highly reccomend you give this one a shot.

Damn, Paul Allen has a nice card... Hmm. I do wish there were an easier way to put images in places other than, pixel counting, but whatever, it is what it is I guess. Now, to make this work in the way that I really want, I think that I need a bookshelf. Let me just grab one of those real quick...

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